Went To Test Drive Fusions

"Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76) 07/23/2016 at 16:46 • Filed to: new car

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Ended up buying one :D

My parents practically stole bought this new 2016. It’s a hybrid SE with leather and the tech pack.

We didn’t really want a white car, but the price was just too good. My dad thinks the hybrid “regen %” is hilarious, which is good because he’ll be driving it.

It’s already averaged 38 mpg, far better than the Five Hundred ever even thought about.

pjhusa > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/23/2016 at 16:50

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Wow. All in one day?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/23/2016 at 16:51

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What do your folks use to haul that trailer?

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > pjhusa 07/23/2016 at 16:54

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Yep, the car had what we were looking for and the price was right.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/23/2016 at 16:54

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The blue truck in the background.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/23/2016 at 16:55

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Is that a Super Duty? (Or F250?)

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/23/2016 at 16:56

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Yep, it’s an F-250 Super Duty.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/23/2016 at 17:08

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The Trans Am of course.

PS9 > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/23/2016 at 17:12

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PS9's Fusion Test drive review;

Damn, I had to go all the way to France to test drive this fusion. WTF. Anyway, it’s huge - really, really, really huge - so much so that it can’t actually be test driven anywhere. it’s not a car, apparently? No one told me that before I got fisted by the TSA and boarded a plane to see the damned thing. Worse still, it’s not even going to be turned on until 2027! Again, WTF?!

Interior 0/10
Exterior 0/10
Handling -1000/10
Acceleration 10m/10 (it’s going to accelerate the whole human race, so the points have to be given up for that)
Toys 10m/10 (C’mon, even a non working fusion reactor is way cooler than an iPhone or a VR headset)

Final Verdict: I give this fusion a we’re-running-out-of-oil-so-for-the-love-of-god-please-fucking-work/10.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > PS9 07/23/2016 at 17:19

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Tokamak Fusion is best fusion.

shop-teacher > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/23/2016 at 17:23

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Nice! What kind of discount did they give?

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > shop-teacher 07/23/2016 at 17:24

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$10k below MSRP.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/23/2016 at 17:47

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TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/23/2016 at 17:55

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Fusion? Tell me more about that super duty in the background. Powerstroke?

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/23/2016 at 18:01

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‘07 5.4 triton

shop-teacher > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/23/2016 at 18:11

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Niiiiice!!!

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > shop-teacher 07/23/2016 at 18:15

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When the sticker was only 29 to begin with, it’s hella NP.

Jcarr > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/23/2016 at 18:46

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What did that equate to as far as an out-the-door price?

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Jcarr 07/23/2016 at 18:48

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20.5

Frank Grimes > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/23/2016 at 19:17

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why does he think the regen % is funny? I dont get it.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Frank Grimes 07/23/2016 at 19:22

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It’s a game to him. “Ooooo, I got 97%.” Thirty seconds later “72%, man I suck”

shop-teacher > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/23/2016 at 19:23

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Daaaaaaaaang! That’s more than 1/3 off!

And to think I paid $15,300 for a used Malibu 2-1/2 years ago. Such a stupid purchase that was.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > PS9 07/23/2016 at 19:30

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Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > shop-teacher 07/23/2016 at 19:43

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We were kinda stunned, we were expecting $24-27. This was pretty much Focus money.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/23/2016 at 19:52

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ohhhh i has a sad. was hoping for another oppo with a stroker

shop-teacher > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/23/2016 at 20:08

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Yeah, that’s a shut up and take my money price.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/23/2016 at 20:27

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Nope, it’s a gutless 5.4. We had a V10 Excursion before it.